Sunday, January 4, 2009

2008: The year of inappropriate cleavage


After seeing some of the pictures taken by my friends I've decided my resolution is to harness the girls once and for all! Photo after photo of my inappropriate cleavage appeared on Facebook after the party was all said and done. I thought I had done a pretty good job keeping myself decent, but I guess after my hundredth Crown and Coke, I started letting things slip... literally. I used safety pins to hold my dress up and it worked for the most part. I don't care if I have to use crazy glue, double stick tape, or just a plain stick of gum I WILL CONQUER MY BREASTS in 2009! Mark my words!

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