Sex in Space

So, the Discovery channel has just turned me on to the fact that all the space nerds are talking about now (aside from you know, life on Mars and all that junk) is how to do it in outerspace. Yes folks, NASA wants our money to fund "research" on making whoopee in zero gravity.



In fact, some people have already made a "lovesuit" that nymphomaniacle space sluts can wear to make sweet, sweet love. Sound sexy? Well, it isn't. There are giant flaps on each suit that velcro open so boobies can be fondled and what not, and I don't even want to speculate on the other flaps that are, well, kinda necessary.



These lovesuit creators put on their suits and performed a mock demonstration during a parabolic flight. It was disgusting. Awkward. Two adults in suits that look like onesies with two huge flaps velcroing them together. Ick, disturbing.



If there is one thing scientists are good at, it's taking the fun out of everything. You can tell by taking a look at this handy diagram I found online.


Note the woman's weightless, flyaway hair, and the dude's five-o'clock-shadow. Also note the bulky, opposite of sexy, space suits and BLACK SOCKS! The only thing it's missing is written directions: 'Insert here'.